A Rant and More Dreams...

Nothing new to report. Same as usual. Symptoms come and go. But hey, I’ll take it! I did have a couple new dreams…..at this rate; this blog will just become a dream log…..LOL!

I started to realize that I should warn any boys (and girls too) that may read this that I don’t plan on sugar-coating anything. In other words, if you don’t want to read about bodily fluids, bodily functions, breasts, vaginas, cervixes, uteruses, etc, then be very careful as you read this blog…..

Speaking of bodily fluids and functions…..I was reading about month 3 in What to Expect When You Are Expecting. According to the book, one of the things that I may be experiencing this month is an increase in vaginal discharge. No Shit! This is why I hate these stupid books. Sorry month 3 is too late for me. Maybe you should have warned me about this in say hmmmm……Month 1? I’ve been wearing a flippin' panty-liner since the week after we found out we were pregnant. Month 3 my ass…. If you do want to know how normal this is, read The Girlfriends Guide or Belly Laughs. Both women know exactly what I am talking about.

OK, enough ranting. Now some more dreams…

Dream #4
I dreamed that I went to a garage sale with Eric and Kathy of the Eric and Kathy morning show…..I have NO IDEA where this came from. I hadn’t even listened to them in a while. After that I of course had to listen to their show this week. Maybe I should email them. That should at least get me a t-shirt…..maybe even one from a garage sale….


Dream #5
I am assuming only a woman would understand this one. I dreamed that we had a little boy and he immediately took to breast feeding. We had none of the issues that a mom and newborn might experience when they first start that process. Hey a girl can dream J
However, in the same dream, I was also trying to pump and was having super difficulty getting the hang of that. Not that I had issues with the actual pumping. I was having issues keeping up with the pumping while breast feeding and then cleaning the pump afterwards. So, I am not sure what concern made me have this dream. Is it the fear of not being able to juggle the breast feeding and pumping? Or is it the fear of not being able to keep the breast pump clean enough? Who knows?